I’m 33 and haven’t left the country (other than a grade school trip to Montreal). Everyone around me gushes about how important it is to travel and be a worldly person, but I haven’t seen shit. I live in a cramped apartment and can’t fathom how people buy houses. I don’t do jack shit on weekends other than lay in bed…

I have so much respect for people who not only keep their wits about them but actually intervene, like this witness. I’d like to think I’d do the same, but I doubt I’d be brave enough to confront a guy who just killed his wife, let alone grab on to the corpse’s ankles.

“...while the original It was clearly the referent for Stranger Things...”

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

I’m going to write scary story that is tangentially related to sewers too. It is the tale of Baby Jane, who found out that her downstairs toilet has been slowly leaking into the basement weakening the support beam. To fix it, the contractor must take out the toilet, rip up the tile floor, put in a new sub-floor, and…

I always thought it was closer to Jawbreaker than Mean Girls.

I haven’t but I will! Been looking for a good writing book that wasn’t Bird by Bird.

Don’t worry, she has plenty of money to pay someone to keep them from getting dusty...

There’s something about unlit candles as objets de décor that bugs me, creamy-white or not. Maybe it’s the denial of their purpose in the world. Yeah, sure, they look prettier before they get a blackened wick or god forbid, drips, but a dusty, unlit candle just makes me sad and annoyed. Candles are meant to provide…

Right??? I’m currently too nervous to inquire about freelancing, but shit if this is considered printable, maybe I don’t need to be nervous! Maybe I’m fucking great at writing! MAYBE I’M THE BEST WRITER IN THE WORLD.

I’d like to live as long as my body and mind are functioning. And no matter how old that is, I hope that I still wear red lipstick. She looks pretty fab if that’s a recent pic!

I wouldn’t want to be 102 either, but think I’d put my target age a bit higher. My dad is 67, and he’s having a pretty good time with life right now, so it seems likely 73 won’t be all that bad either.

When my grandparents were still around the best route to their house took us through Darwin. Planning a pit stop there and putting on “Biggest ball of Twine in Minnesota” a few minutes out from the town was my favorite thing. My wife and I singing along in the front seat while my Mom and my aunt sat in the back…

You shut your whore mouth.

Am I just jealous because he has better gear than I will ever have? you bet yr sweet ass.

Godspeed, celebrity child.

Ooh, there are more of them. I know what I’m doing tonight.

I will always use any excuse to post this.

I might be lured there with the promise of cake and/or rum. Also, your road trip sounds great because there are always awesome little places to eat around those attractions.

Now this season of American Horror Story I’d watch.