It’s an old Jeep, not a Bentley.

Tesla literature “Full self-driving-while-you-game autopilot mode.”

They do not all go to a depot at night. In many suburban and rural communities, the drivers take the bus home with them.

The Moviepass PWR BTM collaboration  usurped by unexpected rise of Azathoth and...you guessed it...Frank Stallone. 

well said.  herp derp, stupid truck motor (that waxes his pig heavy DOHC whatever)

She bluffed and he called it in the most dickful way possible.

Ah, penis puppetry. The oft-forgotten cousin of cock magic.

Me noticing the changing color of my beard, and also anytime there’s an article with the controversial idea of, ‘hey, maybe police shouldn’t be running people over:’

Its almost like you can have multiple opinions about one event. Like I, for instance, can think both “fuck those morons holding a sideshow in the middle of a city” and “WTF was that cop thinking driving over the fucking people”.

Ok for our first prank, what’s the worst transmission out there? The CVT, ok, put it in EVERYTHING!

Disney owns Hulu too, which is where it is. If I had to guess why it’s on Hulu rather than Disney+, it’s because there’s a whole lot more talk about butts and bodily fluids than The Simpsons.

Back in the day, you didn’t have to build an entire website to advertise your ability to help dudes explore a “powerful masculine flow.” All you had to do was wear a yellow bandana and loiter around a general area for an hour or two.

I can’t imagine. A Brexiter actually told me that Freddie was white. When I pointed out that he wasnt, he was born in Zanzibar to two Asian parents, brexit boy called me a liar!

If those losers are anything like brexiters, they think he was a straight white guy. No kidding!

“ . . . he and his fellow Trump supporters had been “having fun” taunting the teens—but also said he was relieved when McKinney shot them because the thought they might be armed.”

No tragedies, and no, I never stole, or even damaged their cars. They just wanted me to focus on school, and putting my summer earnings toward room and board, rather than car insurance and maintenance.

Not saying I fully agree with their tactic, but it was what it was at the time, and I was able to get my engineering…

The Jalopnik game was shelved for 2 reasons:

Just a note on his fucking garbage shirt, it said “STAFF” on the back. Your friend rules.

Hey — a buddy of mine was instrumental in identifying and locating this Neanderthal! I am so proud of him!

It amazes me that anyone would be surprised to find out that the mob was made up of people of privilege. Your stereotypical poor white Trump supporter who lives in the sticks doesn’t have the means to travel to DC in the middle of the work week. The Trumper who ate a bullet (not mentioning her name because fuck her)…