might’ve been a brick, mighta been a bottle. I didn’t hang around long to make sure. He definitely had something in his hand. I never carry a weapon. Not ever. Swift and sure-footed, like the wind.

bloody ‘ell.

Is that where you’re having the sex and the cat jumps on the bed and paw-swats your ass and you yell “YOW!” and jump off her and yell at the cat?

I stick to drive-thrus, and I’m not worried about picking food up at a counter, but I’m not sitting down inside and eating. No fucking way.

I genuinely cannot recall the last time I went to a restaurant. It has been at least 11 months, probably more. That damnable Doordash on the other hand...

Yes, that’s certainly possible. However, and this is spelled out in the report itself, the species of shroom found in his blood was the same as the shroom he injected. Seems very likely that improper sterilization and the injection both explain the bacteria and fungi found in him. 

> TAKE BRICK
YOU CANNOT TAKE THE BRICK
> GRAB BRICK
YOU CANNOT GRAB
> TAKE ROCK
YOU CANNOT TAKE THE ROCK
> TAKE BLOCK
YOU CANNOT TAKE THE BLOCK
> TAKE STONE
YOU CANNOT TAKE THE STONE
> TAKE GREY BRICK
YOU CANNOT TAKE THE GREY
> TAKE THING
YOU TAKE THE THING, IT IS A BRICK.
INVENTORY : BRICK
> FUCK YOU
YOU CANNOT FUCK THE YOU

I found this to be largely true of the first two seasons, and it bums me out that it seems to have gotten worse. 

Hear hear! For now, the closest thing we’ve had to cat ice cream is when associate editor Aimee Levitt served her cat a fishy Thanksgiving feast: https://www.riverfronttimes.com/foodblog/2008/11/25/cooking-for-your-cat-thanksgiving-feast

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I was thinking it was male birth control. The Amazon of Abortion Avoidance, the company led by the Bezos of Bareback Barrenness.

It’ll be hard to spot the Antifas disguised as MAGAts. The only way to do it will be through stealth. They’ll need some MAGAts disguised as Antifas disguised as MAGAts.

I remember when the big fear were the so-called “Michigan Militias” and the next Timothy McVeigh. Funny how we swept all that down the memory hole when we found an excuse to bomb brown people.

I can’t help but think they are parting ways because Ford only makes one car now.

Amen.

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.

I guess you haven’t seen this one?

My uncle had a crazy ex and we all thought he was going a bit overboard getting a couple of Ring cameras just in case she tried to break in. Now, Ring is actually a really shitty company that sells the feed from your cameras to the cops and is almost certainly using it’s customers as the real product to be sold to…

The closed systems are more efficient, and require far less attention- at least, when they are in perfect working order. The system is coming back, and can now be found on many Euro cars. It was used at a time when Renault was partnered with AMC, so when they went to the Renix EFI the closed system was added. when…