Nothing will be gained for society by trying to rehabilitate these people, the ostensible reason prison exists. Execute them and let them die as they have lived, as monsters. Or admit that prison is torture and torture them properly. They deserve it.

I probably should talk to the Kinsey people because I write, catch and throw right handed and masturbate with my left hand. Of course I also use utensils and hold a cup with my left hand so I may actually be ambidextrous. But I can't write left-handed or jerk off right-handed so I don't know what that's called. I can…

If you do please, please record it to the beat from "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air".

How does combat in a souls-like shooter work? For me the heart of a Souls game is the animation based fighting where actions take time and can't be cancelled by pressing a button. The rhythm of anticipating the enemy's attacks and learning how to exploit their openings. Now to be fair I've never been good at shooters…

Bizarrely appropriate and even synergistic since you’re owned by the same company:

I don’t think anyone has a problem with that “Sound Of Freedom” movie. It just looks really bad and formulaic. From hearing clips I guess it has a character actually say the title aloud so, if I knew when it happened, it might be fun to sneak into a theater to laugh my ass off. I mean I’m not surprised it’s a big hit.

The first time I saw that movie it was at my sister’s house and she put it on in the middle of the day, in front of her small children. And thought it was fine. I’m not usually one to criticize other people’s parenting and I didn’t, not exactly, but mentioning that either of her sons describing a single scene from…

“Men”. That’s funny. That word implies maturity, a quality that your words and your embrace of the worst aspects of a fictional character whom the creators intended you to dislike demonstrate that you lack far more vividly than I ever can.

A lot of people have trouble estimating weights under a certain amount, just like some people don't estimate distance well. I wonder if that has anything to do with it?

I believe it was on that Drink Champs show last year where Kanye said he got the "antisemitism vibe" from Cube.

The guillotine has dignity and America is the land of the gun. Put their faces to the wall.

I can't quit my day job, if I wasn't fucking your mama you'd have a new stepdaddy to beat your ass every week and I just can't let that sort of thing happen to good men. I've been wading in the gutter so long nothing that nasty bitch has can do shit to me. So go log onto whatever circlejerk forums you usually frequent…

I feel like most of those people will think they're talking about the lead singer of The Cranberries. And won't be aware she passed five years ago.

Are you so dull and boring that not only are you incapable of thinking up an original screen name but decide to swipe one that is incredibly psychological revealing? Like, if you call yourself "Rick Sanchez" I'm going to assume a bunch of things about you and they're going to be right, so much so that I'd pity you if…

Who had the goddamn monkey’s paw and wished for a new Twisted Metal? You know how this works. Last time you wished for a “new kind of politician" and we all can see how that's turning out. The government should really do something about the number of cursed wishing objects out there.

That's a lot of words to say "I couldn't find a single example of what I'm saying so I'll shut the fuck up now, sir." Let the adults discuss things and keep your childish thoughts to yourself.

I’m lind of surprised the Australian cops don’t inflate the value of the drugs they seize by listing a retail rather than wholesale price, like ours do. The math above works out to $16 US a gram. It’s been a couple decades since I had anything to do with coke but I don't imagine that's the going street price these…

This sounds like the perfect test case for AI writing. Clearly the soap opera audience has a wider tolerance than many for bizarre plotlines, unrealistic situations and characters who can suddenly change for no clear reason. So the oddities of AI generated writing might not be as obvious or bothersome as they would be…

No, the people disagreeing with me are not morons. The one person who managed to read so badly that they interpreted my words as an apology on behalf of Jason Aldean, you, is definitely a moron.

Why are you such a fucking moron?