Racist bone disease has now spread to the molecular level. Truly a sad sight to see.

do you own a shirt that says “Genius At Work”

No, it's the children who are out of touch. 

There are people in the world who believe the earth is flat, and that school shootings are elaborately staged plays, and that Donald Trump isn’t just a three-card monte street hustler with a better suit. Is it that far of a stretch?

“You pedal, but you go nowhere. You are trapped in a state of perpetual flight from which there is no escape. It is truly the most vicious cycle.”

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

That sounds very similar. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit. 

The word just means “ring” or “circle”. In my Franconian home, a (Neujahrs-)Kringel is made of yeast dough somewhat like a Hefezopf, without any fancy filling or icing at all – and we have to wait until after christmas ;o(

My mother, a daughter of Finnish immigrants from the Upper Peninsula, always called it ”Swedish Kringler.” I have tried to replicate it, but no success yet. The icing needs to be like frosted glass, ready to crack as you cut the pastry. Definitely must have almond extract, too.

It’s just so perfect, one of the greatest things ever recorded. And I love it when someone in the studio (maybe Neil) tells “Whoo!” during first few bars of the solo. I usually yell “Whoo!” along with them.

Way higher. I’d say at least 69%.

I have a Vanna White story. So I was flying from LA to Dallas and she was in the seat next to me. So we make small talk, she sees I’m reading a book she had just finished and did the whole “oh wait until you get to the part.....”. Anyway the plane is just about finished boarding an in walks Rush Limbaugh. We both make…

Drew Magary is free. Maybe he can start a “Why Your Star System Sucks” feature.

Is Kathleen Kennedy as dumb and craven as Spanfeller? I think not.

The stark, brutal inevitability of death hangs like a pallid spectre over everything in this G/O-owned websi—I MEAN, GANGSTER MOVIE

This looks great, and an A minus review from Mr. Dowd makes me think this must be truly special. Why, it almost took my mind off the fact that Jim Spanfeller is a massive piece of shit who ran Deadspin into the ground.

“Stick to Feminism!”

I was going to bring up Neil. A lot of his solos are simply one or two notes that don’t seem like one or two notes. Then he’ll go on to the next song and play the harmonica and piano at the same time. He’s wild and I love him.