Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

He’s not a stubborn penis. He’s a stable penius.

BADABOOM UNEMPLOYDEST GUY IN THE ROOM

Yes but Alpine events tho.

“Doused”. Unless you were watching a very different video than I was.

I told my wife that our wedding was the second best night of my life, only because I was at the Pepsi Arena (now the Times Union Center) in Albany the night Stone Cold rode into the arena atop a beer truck and douched The Corporation with a fire hose.

I don’t know have you ever seen the animated Beowulf movie?

What are you even talking about? Finn started the movie where he left off in the last one as a coward looking for a way out of the fight. By the end of the movie, he’d vanquished his primary antagonist and was ready to die for the Resistance while developing a new love interest on the side. Poe started off as cocksure…

Nah.

I’ll admit that it would’ve been interesting to see how Andy Reid still would’ve fucked up the game if that field goal never happened.

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

It sucks, but I have to respect Reid’s decision, as this directly infringed on his authority as head coach. Throwing a flag at the wrong time for poorly thought out reasons is Reid’s job, and his alone.

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

Who want racial purity in the US, which includes eliminating all POC, Jews, and queers. But, I mean, gotta hear both sides, amirite?!

Owned.

trust the pro diss

If only the defense cared about sacks right now...

Andy Reid is looking for the potatoes.