Eh.

Right! It’s for traitors, too!!

“You’re not in the gay community, you’re in the creep community! Go celebrate creep pride and throw a little creep parade.”

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

Except this was one of our top-performing stories of the night. Thanks for stopping by, though!

“Unfortunate little slip from him, Brain.”

It’s also not a way you want to describe your President, but, here we are.

Agreed. Core strength and balance are nearly useless for his discipline.

Wait...there’s a Hunt associated with the Chiefs? Since when?

I say this as an American true and proud...fuck Mark Wahlberg.

This is a B+ parody of a masshole, needs more references to Sully, J-Bug and jerking off to that one scene in “The Karate Kid”

There’s starting cold and then there’s blowing a fourth-quarter lead to an Andy Reid team.

Counterpoint: NO, I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG! ALEX SMITH IS OUR HERO / HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

1). Heart attack during threesome.

> won’t that really only end up punishing the black players?

There’s no better way to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Gannon/Grbac than with Mahomes/Smith on this roster.

Every time Andy thinks about calling a timeout or challenge, he looks like a face-turning wrestler thinking about whether to shake hands with a new babyface ally.

+2 more Moose dongs is all we need!

Big Gulps, eh? Allright…
Well, see ya later!