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Admiral Hawkbar
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That’s not so great, Gatsby.

“What the Hell Did I Just Read?: A Novel of Cosmic Horror” 2nd sequel. Coming this fall.

Everyone’s risk of death is 100%. Besides Keith Richards. I wonder how much coffee he injects or snorts each day.

Bravos? Braavos?

Can I say “Fuck Nazis” on Kinja? If so, fuck Nazis. If not, fuck Nazis.

We totally steal everything. We are doing the “utmost”, or the “upmost”. (I’ve heard it both ways).

My old man said he and his brother had to go out and pick their own switches. You might be tempted to pick a thin one, but thicker ones hurt less. They got in trouble so much they almost killed the damn switch tree; it was like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree by the end of one summer.

In all seriousness, Dixon is lucky he isn’t dead. He also could have easily landed on Castroneves as well. It’s one of the most brutal crashes I’ve ever seen at Indy.

"DangerMouse’s 2005, Adult Swim-funded collaboration with Doom is no one’s favorite," Um, that record fucking rules. The beats are amazing, and Doom's rhymes are top notch. Plus you get Cee-Lo, Ghostface, and Talib Kweli guesting. It's an under-rated classic. Go listen to "Sofa King" and tell me I'm wrong.

The day I tried to live, unsuccessfully.

Paul Ryan: not a straight-shooter respected on both sides.

OY!

BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!

[Obligatory “X-Pac Heat” joke]

Charlotte has the potential to be the greatest heel in the history of the business. Full stop. She definitely wouldn’t be able to do that with a broken neck. I’m sure she’s glad to be going over to Smackdown, so she won’t have to deal with Nia for the next year or so.

They brought Nia up too soon from NXT. I understand the reason she was brought up because of needing bodies for the brand split, but goddamn that was an ugly showing last night. On the other hand, I think we witnessed Bigass McStrongman’s 3:16 moment last night.

A match where one person is picked to beat another person soundly to make them look strong. They can be against enhancement talent (jobbers ie: random locals no-name wrestlers). Or, they can be against name talent. Nia squashed Charlotte to make her look strong.

Note: Ryback died on the way back to his home planet

Rebuttal: When you say, “Fuck KU.” we have to fantasize that it’s Mizzou saying it to us to get really worked up about it.