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You had better do your due diligence first if you’re traveling to another country and make sure that it’s even legal for you to bring your medications thru, OTC or prescription. It would be really stupid to spend a couple years in a Taiwanese prison for drug smuggling.

is it REALLY pics of his dick, or did he just blink while taking a selfie?

**eyeroll** emperor trump likes somebody who made incompetant rich people even richer.

was quick-scrolling thru the posts and saw the picture in the header and slammed on the brakes, and I was like “oh shit, R Kelly’s at it again”

because he’s hell bent on building a $5.7 billion wall along the U.S.-Mexico border that nobody wants.

no shit; the 2 years of this administration has been the longest 10 years of my life

Right? He FINALLY built a wall...in a bunch of kids’ arteries.

williams sonoma, omg you made me almost piss myself

estimated to cost anywhere from $5,000 to $8,000, according to court documents.MDsave.com lists a hernia repair costing between $4,000 and $8,000.

if you want to make it big in the video game industry now, dont study art or computer science, major in Human Resources. that way you’ll still have a job, while all the artists and programmers are getting fired...

Idiot. Trump is known for routinely NOT paying people for services he has specifically contracted them for. You think he’s going to pay your stupid ass for shit he never asked you to do? Making yourself look like an even bigger fucking idiot than trump doesn’t help anybody. Good luck with the Hepititus-C you probably

Ontario is nowhere near Los Angeles, so probably had nothing to do with the Anime Con. Unless the Con is actually IN Ontario, and they’re using the long-standing tradition of just saying “Los Angeles” for a given event because it’s happening in the western hemisphere of Planet Earth.

That kinda sounds more like you have T2 Diabetes and not gout. But what do i know, im not an attorney.

im expenting it to be “with each-other’s ‘chicken wing’ lodged in their tracheas”

The Detective Pikachu movie actually looks pretty awesome

This guy gets it

the fuck IS that shit?! it looks like he glued the ass hairs from a bunch of pigmy marmosets to his head, Eddie Munster style

tough pill to swallow that: that santa says the same shit mommie and daddy say when theyre fighting