the REAL reason this story made the news: the cops showed up and failed to shoot the unarmed black man

i’m only surprised that Untitled Goose Game has it’s original name in Japan, and not some ridiculous title like Flash Reflash Spin/Re Splurber.2 Fates*

Right?

“that rape is something only “felons” do”

Because in the world of Traffic Collision statistics, whenever a collision involves DUI, DUI is ALWAYS the PCF (Primary Collision Factor), regardless of the events of the collision. So even if 100% of the crashes were caused by speed, DUI will muddle the “official” statistical numbers. But from the Associated…

So this is just an order foul-up, and not people receiving actual Switch boxes that were pilfered and filled with all the other random shit described?

godspeed Cecilia, may the wind always be at your back

that’s what i had PLANNED to do: subscribe to D+ for a month after all the mandalorian episodes have come out, then cancel until the next season.

“which sound supervisor Kris Giampa summed up to me in one word: to make every interaction gratifying.”

This

you failed to elaborate on the fact that cats are THE WORST. that monster was IN YOUR HOUSE, and i’m guessing you got—at most—a lame “meow” when you came in the door, no frantic “MEOW [omg!], MEEEEEEOOOOOOOW [its in the living room!], MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW [for the love of god why are you not freaking the fuck out right…

In my neighborhood it doesn’t matter how well you have it secured, a thief will rip it out of your window. Doesn’t matter if they rip your window sill and half your wall out with it.

In my neighborhood it doesn’t matter how well you have it secured, a thief will rip it out of your window. Doesn’t…

“Delaney was an irritating white man with nothing to offer and yet interrupted everyone constantly in order to say nothing”

i doubt he ever tries to pay them anything; thats his M.O., absolutely never paying for services rendered, and suing into obscurity anyone who ever tried to collect

Right? Exactly ZERO people would be on the news later saying “he was always such a nice, personable guy, i never would have suspected he would be able to personally murder hundreds of rich, white women”

Showed her. Shouldn’t have gotten so close to that bullet.

I’m on team “Just say no”

Tried to go to r/EngineeringPorn, got a call less than 15 seconds later from the Network Administrator because “porn” is right there in the URL, and now I have to go see HR by the end of the day.

My wife swears by that “beyond beef” shit; meanwhile, all i hear is “soylent green is...people!”

apparently they wont address it until AFTER the sale, because that shit is still happening