the REAL reason this story made the news: the cops showed up and failed to shoot the unarmed black man

i’m only surprised that Untitled Goose Game has it’s original name in Japan, and not some ridiculous title like Flash Reflash Spin/Re Splurber.2 Fates*

Right?

“that rape is something only “felons” do”

Because in the world of Traffic Collision statistics, whenever a collision involves DUI, DUI is ALWAYS the PCF (Primary Collision Factor), regardless of the events of the collision. So even if 100% of the crashes were caused by speed, DUI will muddle the “official” statistical numbers. But from the Associated…

“It’s a modern Indiana Jones! Where could it go wrong”

So this is just an order foul-up, and not people receiving actual Switch boxes that were pilfered and filled with all the other random shit described?

godspeed Cecilia, may the wind always be at your back

yeah pretty steep, but i totally get it. my wife and i still see a lot of these in the theatre once or twice a year, and every time without fail, each viewing is sold out, with majority adult viewers.

that’s what i had PLANNED to do: subscribe to D+ for a month after all the mandalorian episodes have come out, then cancel until the next season.

Then you’re not going to want to ever join a union. Their job is to look out for your best interests, even if you’re not willing to look out for them yourself.

“stated nipples could only be depicted in the context of breast-giving or the birthing process”

what a coincidence, my wifi address is CallMyDickClimateChange

50 ads. I tried to read it. I WANT to find out about all the new books coming out. But FIFTY goddam ads. It would even be tolerable if it was just BETWEEN the book descriptions. But no, there has to be 2 or 3 ads randomly dissecting each book description. And that’s not even counting the Amazon ads for each book;…

“which sound supervisor Kris Giampa summed up to me in one word: to make every interaction gratifying.”

This

It’s ALWAYS too obvious to be Xavier; so it’s probably Xavier

They started to notice that every single person logging into porn sites had the same name: Theresa May

you failed to elaborate on the fact that cats are THE WORST. that monster was IN YOUR HOUSE, and i’m guessing you got—at most—a lame “meow” when you came in the door, no frantic “MEOW [omg!], MEEEEEEOOOOOOOW [its in the living room!], MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW [for the love of god why are you not freaking the fuck out right…

Secrete: the new “moist”