dat ass

Disney retconned everything so those never happened; theyre not “canon” anymore. I guess you didn’t get the memo.

I was just exstatic that it was a different opener than “you wake up with no memory of who you are or where you are”. That made it Emmy material in my eyes back in the day.

Trump was quoted as saying “Did he at least grab her by the pussy? Tremendous, I think he’s our man.”

shit i’ve been waiting for months for somebody to complain about why is there no thewhiteroot.com

Remembers Charlie Sheen movie “The Arrival”. Remembers that Charlie Sheen was in it. Goes to bed horrified.

Lobot had Beats Solo long before Dre even had them

said every crazy homeless guy ever in downtown L.A.

lol “no tongues sis!” **in that sexy british accent**

congratulations, you just summarized the book of mormon in 100 words or less

So we’re gonna say the whole “sexual predator” scene reshoot scandal was really just a highly fucked up attempt to draw attention to a movie they realized was going to tank, when put up against literally any other movie.

you had me at carnosaur

In regards to the security clearance, it isn’t the “whether or not he’s breaking law” that’s really an issue, it’s his extreme lack of poor judgement. And i HOPE they were wondering what to do about THAT looooooong before that one toke.

Oh “cowboy” had an ENTIRELY different meaning back then, but they were there. Along with the goatboys...

Boardgame? Or tactical map for medieval panty raid?

SADDEST? I’d say this is the happiest ending he could have possibly gotten, to be rid of that worthless two-timing whore BEFORE he married her.

Or, I like where you’re going with this, movies where EVERY character is played by Patrick Stewart.

THIS! For people who know/knew Star Wars to begin with, they would have seen the back of that person’s big ol grape or white cowl and KNOWN who it was. For the people who DIDN’T know Star Wars, you might as well have had Jar Jar goddam Binks there in front of them, it wouldn’t have mattered.

The jacket was BLUE goddamit! Not brown! Youre not changing my mind about this one, Guy!

Oh Irony, you’re such a deliciously cruel mistress. He’s blithered for years about nonsensical conspiracies. Now there’s a real life conspiracing, to shut his cock siphoner, and he’s got no way to cry about it to the unwashed masses.