Yeah, im not failing to notice how all these replies are coming from “former bartenders”.

“The way to instantly tell if your beer glass is dirty“

Youre gonna make a computer out of a small appliance and NOT use an icecream maker?

“How Are You Getting in Your Daily Push-Ups?“

In reference to the X-men referral, I would imagine trying to keep up with your average X-men storyline from ANY decade would also help a kid with analytical thinking.

I remember when myspace came out and everybody was treating that shit like the second coming of christ. I was too busy at work to give a shit. and where is myspace now? So when facebook happened, i was equally incapable of giving a shit about that either.

I’ve spend a few decades of my life confident in the fact that if there ARE any roaches in the vicinity, they cut and run as soon as the lights go on. Was that a roach i just saw out of the corner of my eye? Maybe, maybe not; it’s gone now, and all is right with the world.

“We don’t have legal weed or girl scout cookies where I’m from”

Nothing whatsoever to do with the article itself, but am i the only one who thinks the AP pic up top looks off somehow?

Fuck this piece of shit. This is one of the instances where the victim(s) told their parents, and the parents chose not to believe them, or not to do anything, whatever, probably because they thought it would harm their kids’ chances of going to the olympics. This worthless piece of shit had YEARS to get at Nassar.

Florida: Ruining Elections Since 1845

You can’t be cited out for a felony, and you can’t cite out for a misdemeanor and try to upgrade the charge to a felony later.

So, you’re saying she’s single now? Just asking for a friend...

“What in God’s name is gross about having to do a love scene with a nude Jennifer Lopez?”

And of course the trumpicans are to stupid to realize they were fighting to birth a future DACA recipient.

Cue the republican gun nuts: “Our kids need guns! They need to protect themselves from kids with guns!”

GOSH! Women ruin EVERYTHING!

Because people that try to do it themselves look like fucking idiots.

What sucks is they will probably fire these racist mother fuckers to affirm their “zero tolerance” policy. Fuck that. You fire them, they get to collect unemployment.

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