Fuck you lady. Ride your goddam miniature ostrich to your destination. I’m not sitting next to that disgusting fucking thing.

Not disagreeing with anything youre saying. And the roads are like they are because the states keep saying fuck you to the feds. “We’ll spend that money how we want, not on roads. And fuck your federal speed limit.”

Thanks, but nah.

“I’ve never been part of the FBI. I have never been part of an FBI family, nor have I ever had a friend (that I know of) who worked for the FBI”

You brought up a perfect example: Federal funding for traffic improvements. Find one state who doesnt fight tooth-and-nail when the federal government tries to tell them HOW to spend that money.

“There’s an easy way to ensure that this charade doesn’t happen: a federal law banning these kinds of state and local subsidies to private businesses.”

How does this even pass the legal sniff-test? What’s to stop one party from fraudulently filling out ALL the paperwork, filing, and leaving the other party to discover later that they’re already divorced, at least according to the court. By the time the ruse is discovered, the perpetrator can easily say “she is is…

Does bail money count as a “purchase”?

“Tell Us How You Do Your Taxes”

“Report: Police Called To Kansas Men’s Basketball Dorm Due To Guy “Wanting To Give Free-Throw Advice””

i think that tweet qualifies me as #metoo certified now

How has one of these reporters not yet snuck a pocket dictionary up to the podium for huckabitch to find with all the big words she clearly doesn’t understand highlited for her?

This checks out

but......golf

I was taken by surprise when Sports Chalet tanked, because they had a lot of niche shit going on that you couldn’t easily find anywhere else conveniently, like on-site SCUBA and ski lessons, organized local sports leagues, fishing and openwater diving charters, etc, and they generally had employees who were gung ho…

Why is it that other countries always seem to cleanly disassemble buildings, while here in the Democratic People’s Republic of America we just blow shit up?

OK wow, I had no idea why i haven’t even seen the most bargain bin of cards lately.

“they may introduce higher than expected reboots and other unpredictable system behavior”

“Android Police notes that Wine 3.0 is a little unstable.”

Jacob, I DO have a 4 or 5 somewhere, and i’m so completely sick of ios11 that you’ve got me wanting to find one of those older bricks now and plug it back in; something i hadn’t thought of yet, even though i’ve been not-so-quietly raging about my iphone, but at the same time being paranoid i might die in a freak…