He’s likely waiting for Hawaii to release the identity of the person who screwed up, so, if that person turns out to be a minority, he can play off of THAT info.

Wow, unbelievable. Thanks for the article, but now i’m even angrier with the parents.

I can only hope that since the invention of the headlamp, men everywhere have stopped irresponsibly having children they have no intention of supporting, simply in hopes of having a small human to hold their flashlight while they are working under the truck.

This actress DOES kinda look like what Ivana Trump might have looked like 70 years ago though. I’ll say that even if the payoff business is fake news, he probably did go after this person with cheeto jr.

Unfortunately i’m thinking this one is probably fake news, for the simple fact that cheeto mussolini has never paid anybody, much less paid them off.

I’m not seeing anything about that in the article or update. Did somebody else link to an another piece i’m not seeing?

“And I note that she doesn’t mention her parents making complaints about him.”

“now I can’t work because Dell can’t keep a single legacy USB port there?”

“now I can’t work because Dell can’t keep a single legacy USB port there?”

“Would you describe “a minimally trained beat cop first responder” as hyper militarized?”

Theyre using the term “SWATing”, but the cop involved wasnt SWAT, he was just a minimally trained beat cop first responder according to the news.

Right? Your post sums up every single “how to draw” book in existence.

Wait.....just waitaminut

I’m kinda scared this will end up going HORRIBLY wrong for them, because...trump.

Yes she did; but all she had to say was “WHY?! WHY?!”

What, you mean as opposed to an hour ago? Are we checking every hour now?

As a follow-up statement, she later said “I know you are, but what am i?”

I could give a shit less about james franco. shitty actor, and apparently an all-around shitty person also, if multiple reports are to be believed.

“Do you throw bitcoin?”

My indoors-all-their-lives cats wanted to ask you: *translated* “what’s HIS problem? why’s he so clean? and why does he have so many teeth? do they not have yummy TV remotes at his house? filthy peasant”