Nevertheless, trending on Google for the last couple hours: Googlemaps searches for this mysterious “Rural Areas” place...

As i wait for my Fallout Board Game to show up in the mail (2-day shipping my ass), i SCREAM to you “sign off on this EXACT design Bethesda/Days of Wonder, and i will throw large wads of cash at you!!!”

Yeah and if you’re in the military or working any type of government contract, you can probably expect the so-called “random” drug testing to be more like weekly/bi-weekly than quarterly-to-monthly, now that you don’t have to break the law just getting/possessing (out-in-town anyway) pot anymore. Already hearing my…

“Unlike other state laws governing recreational marijuana, however, Vermont’s law won’t regulate production. Buying or selling weed is still illegal.”

The only reason any republican is pro-DACA now, is they suddenly realized, “wait, we can make HOW MUCH off of these kids in student loans?! and if we deport them, we’ll never get any of the money we already loaned them back? *dramatic pause* oh donald, about that whole DACA thing...”

So this is the game that Friday The 13th SHOULD have been, an axe-murder sim

Was just thinking this. Do you at least get a default pocket knife to defend yourself with if you lose everything? or nailclippers (shoutout to the TSA)?

I’m completely supporting the “fuck this guy” ticket.

“fucking underdeveloped child in a man’s body”

Reboots always suck

OMG I LOVE ‘Waynes’!

Any time we’re talking about anything white-supremicist-related, you can usually find Walmart somewhere in the first paragraph, if not in the very first sentence. That’s how i know this is SOLID reporting, and not fake news.

I’ll do you one better: I’m the parent who puts ‘NO CHILDREN’ on my kid’s b-day party invites.

I’ve kinda let this one fly under the radar, because of extreme backlog.

“I called over my fiancée and told her to witness the moment of truth”

Going to finally crack open the first Witcher. Ive actually got it downloaded onto my laptop now, the closest i’ve come to pulling the trigger in over 10 years, despite buying the damn game 3 times.

Hunh, “popcorn” is spelled the same in japanese. who knew? i thought it would be spelled nrocpop. or is it only kanji that is read right-to-left, and english-ified words are just stumbled over like language speed-bumps?

My wife got prime as a discount (school perk) and I “borrowed” it a few times over the first year. The free so-called 2-day shipping putchases never arrived in less than a week, usually closer to two weeks. I don’t live in Alaska amazon, I live in Los Angeles. And I can’t even blame the post office, amazon just…

That sounds like literally every visit to the pharmacy. And I’m getting up there in years/ailments, so unfortunately I have to go a LOT now. I’ve even taken to getting up early and going at 3am before work, but it’s always the same nightmare every visit.

it was a shout out to the mormons and their secret magic underwear