Having had ankle-biters come into my life myself decades ago, i suspect you had more time than you expected to play games because you weren’t sleeping as much. although it sounds like you have a pretty solid routine going.

Im so backlogged, my best video game moments of 2017 were other peoples’ best video game moments of like 2013 or 2015.

Evanescence? Isn’t that one of those mexican cleaning products, like Fabuloso? Suavitel? The ones that burn your eyes so bad when you smell them, you’re not sure if the janitor has just started cleaning, or if the police are sending in tear gas...

Full disclusure: because of the way the headline is formatted, i spent about 2 minutes asking myself “wtf is Star Fives?”

Unless you’re using these as ice cubes in my full glass of scotch (or whatever), so i’ve got something to drink while i wait for them to thaw, then this is a dick move, and i won’t be coming back to your next party.

cat food tacos FTW!!!

If that would have happened at LAX and somebody found it, airport police would have evacuated the airport for 6 hours and bomb squad would have blown the switch up with a controlled detonation to render it harmless.

Yes. Yes it is

LoL, tell that to Chris Brown

Right? I work 40 to 60 hours a week, why don’t you try to cure that disorder, ass.

couldn’t watch the video thanks to the latest ios wrecking my phone, so i don’t get to fully enjoy the interaction with the cop. but this obviously should have been a really short intetaction with the clerk before this lady even came back.

But that fraud-lock shit is so arbitrary. I used to frequently get my card fraud-locked because i work all over Los Angeles Co and Chase (then WaMu) would say it was because i was trying to use it outside my “home area”.

Full disclosure: Nothing to do with her looks, but if we ever catch Sleeping With The Enemy playing on TV, I always stop it before the end so I can pretend julia roberts didn’t make it. Same thing with sandra bullock and Gravity. Drives my wife nuts.

I think it’s pretty shady you almost never hear about this happening to anybody but the elderly. And it’s nearly impossible to get gas/electric/water/cable in any state i’ve lived in without providing a DL or other government ID. So they definitely know exactly how old any given rate payer is. Seems intentional to me.

This kind of shit happens because utilities like the gas and electric companies almost NEVER do actual meter reads anymore. You’re billed almost completely based on estimates. If it’s not a completely digital/networked meter, they’re not physically going to your house and reading that shit unless you contest your…

Yeah this. Every major phishing scam that we come across at my security dept inevitably takes my family “completely by surprise” after i’ve spent weeks-to-months telling them DON’T DO [insert any given scam here]

“Not without really strong laws to prevent that kind of shit, and considering we can’t even get net neutrality right, I’m sure as fuck not putting any faith in lawmakers.”

And the bus-ride’s more entertaining; usually you can ride with more freaks on any give route than you can see in half a dozen horror movies.

And risk getting hit by all the other people also not paying attention? No thanks. You’re more likely to become part of the problem than the solution.

You presume too much, i’m guessing you don’t live in SoCal. The truth is this person probably never even looked up, much less saw the aliens... i mean the rocket. They were more likely texting/tweeting/facebooking or otherwise not driving.