No need to explain, you had me at “Doom is”

Sweet, marriage counseling from Kotaku. You get a star.

My first take was “goddamit woman, why the fuck did you buy this game on the PS4, i already got it for you on your xbox! im not playing that shit!”

As a parent of adult children: no, don’t leave your shit at my house.

Agreed. Not a native, but I’ve been here 30+ years.

If your blog has to be a podcast, why can’t our comments be podcasts?

Asks “did you not bother reading the article”

Not gonna lie: laptop + TV tray = dedicated shitter gaming rig

Everybody’s giving suggestions about having money on-hand to give to the needy. And muggers.

try a couple weeks to a month, when the next ios update comes out. i had no intention of updating to ios 11, but my phone died and those cocksuckers at apple refused to give me a replacement that wasn’t “up to date.”

but it’s NOT odd for them to release a game “full price” then sell it for half-price, for a “limited time.” marketing shillery 101.

ill never pay more than .99 for a watered-down ipad game. not when i can install the actual full version, with DLC and all the bells and whistles.

FTFY

You backstabbing MONSTER!

EA hears your cries; at this very second an EA exec is taking notes:

Just because she’s in porn doesn’t mean she’s a porn STAR.

I’ve heard all the arguments about “you’re killing your neighborhood comic shop! Support brick and mortor stores.” But let’s be realistic: I stopped buying “hard-copy” comics over 25 years ago. I didn’t starve your goddam grand-pappy to death by not supporting his comic shop slash shoe repair shop slash doggy grooming…

I had to double-check with my wife and make sure you weren’t her burner account; i was about to call you my soul-mate.

Unless he’s eating at places where the chef is the OWNER of the restaurant and is actually WORKING AS A CHEF at said restaurant (not one of those chains), then the chef usually has fuckall say over what goes on the menu or how he/she gets to prepare it. The chef is a peon who can be replaced with any number of…

I tried to watch the video, but unfortunately AT&T is already throttling my internets. Thanks Ajit!