“HURR HURR MA ARMS ARE SHINY”

Sorry to drop my own tweet but I still stand by it.

My rib cage is full of stuff.

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

Old high school teacher of mine. His name was Theodore Theodore:

http://www.webcemeteries.com/Tributes/default.asp?Id=4682851

I might have known she’d have a weed-buying gown.

This needs to go into the hydraulic press.

They heard George Michael and Carrie Fisher died within a day of each other and just decided living wasn’t worth it anymore.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, we are... Wind-Up Fish Dildo!”

Well I am gay, so we are clear on that front.

That’s not chopping off your hair, that’s just slightly less long. People like that annoy the crap out of me. Talk to me when you chop it off above your shoulders.

That Olivia Wilde link for some reason redirects to a poll about Kevin Federline and it’s driving me crazy. I just want to see her haircut!

Not really related, but just wanted to put this out there - Am I the only one who always thinks/hears “taiga” (as in the snow/forest biome) when reading about this Tyga fellow? Like, I know it he probably wants it to be a reference to a tiger, but a taiga is already a thing and the connotation for me is always…

I’m 100% certain John Mayer meant nothing by that tweet because I am 100% certain that none of Taylor Swift’s relationships are anything more than marketing and lady-bearding (merkining?).

But also not incorrect.

no. and now let’s close the polls because i am right.

I did spend part of a rauncus evening with him once

My first reaction to this was to go to Chris Hardwick’s wikipedia page to make sure this wasn’t the Hearst granddaughter that he married.

I used to laugh at her crazy antics too but now that she’s hit her stride I have nothing but respect for basically her entire career. Meat dresses and egg costumes helped keep her in the news as she was establishing herself as a major pop star. Now she’s so big she can basically do what she wants, and she’s clearly…

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces but.... pictures like this suck. As a recovering coke/meth addict I have a really hard time with drug imagery. So yes, I’m triggered! In the true sense of the word!! I mean you guys do you, but it’s hard for someone like me. I can choose not to watch certain movies but I’d…