South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

I usually find that my face desperately needs a wash after driving around in my rented, gorgeous little convertible, a bright cherry red Buick Cascada. But I always wait to get back to my room at the Fairfield Inn & Suites to wash up, because they have the best free soaps and lotions.

We are losing our shit here in Michigan. He will be treated as a god. We traded off an entire line-up to make this happen. And, really, even if he disappoints we can’t possibly more disappointed than we are right now. An 8-game losing streak ain’t a game.

I have no love for her, but I don’t like when people do this. It reminds me of people on the right insisting on calling Jon Stewart “Jonathan Liebowitz.” Let people call themselves what they want to call themselves.

But, if a runner doesn’t log and share his run, is it really a run?

Wynning!

It’s not just Strava. Some extremely sensitive information was leaked by an obscure over-50 cross country running app, Harrier 51.

His dad really started to slack on coaching a while back.

Tiger fucked a lot of chicks and got thrown out of his house, that’s what happened to that.

The guy that yelled ACTIVATE THE GLUTES after his tee shot earlier in the week was perfect

I bet these sorry NBA officials didn’t even call that a charge.

Speak yo speech!

Fucking A they can.

Also, pancake are better than waffles, for fuck’s sake.

#DCPolice We are #HereToHelp

Too wrong to be serious, obvious trolling.

What sort of citations does lawn enforcement typically give out? Reckless watering?

Is it just me, or is everybody pretty sick of these political families? Ian Conyers might be the perfect brain-child of MLK, Malcom X, Medgar Evers and Barack Obama, but there has got to be another qualified person out there who isn’t the great-nephew of a perennial congressman/dick wagger.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

The Prim and the Pious: Pennsylvania Drift