I don’t know that it matters to them though.

Don’t worry, there will be a $10 cheap Chinese knock-off available on Amazon in no time.

Are we sure they weren’t pro-cop? I wouldn’t let somebody I valued and respected eat a Five Guys burger.

During COVID, she used her privilege to violate her own policies and take a boating vacation - photos showed her sitting closely with a group of people and not wearing a mask. Meanwhile, she was publicly directing authorities to clamp down on the citizens of Michigan for the same kind of activities. She’s not credible.

Sure, there’s a “difference” in donating to the building fund but if you think for a hot second that the admins were about to stamp DENIED on the daughter of someone who donated 70 Million American dollars to the school, I will ask you to refrain from hittin’ on that bamma weed vape, my mellow.

Well, not “technically separated”.

Are there people out there who don’t know that Messi *is* better than Ronaldo?

Its hard for me to tell if this is a satire piece or not

I’ll resond just because this is a very dumb take irrespective of whether you’re a LeBron fan or not. If LeBron is getting a free ride, who the fuck do you think is driving? Frog Lue? Kevin Love?

“WELL WELL WELL!”

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Dangit, now I’m judgmental about shirt collars. Good job, Colangelo.

OR she was a narcissist only interested in her own interests at any given time and her kids understood this having had to deal with her. And she moved back because her kids in Cali couldn’t stand her and she thought she could emotionally blackmail the old set of kids into dealing with her. They tried to reconcile,…

I read this and I’ve now spent about 30 minutes wondering about the lives of the respective parties involved given what we know from the obit. Take what we know about Kathleen Dehmlow: Married at 18-19 (so young), two kids and pregnant with a third by 24 (still really young). Moves to California, abandoning two kids…

That was pretty overtly hostile for Minnesotans. Typically it would read something like: “Ethel heard that she got pregnant from her brother-in-law and moved to California but don’t you know her kids Gina and Jay didn’t go with her! It’s not our place to judge but something’s not right about that.”

I once had a Jaguar XK150 coupe that had an odd little quirk.

Not sure where to focus on in this story/stream of consciousness recall, but have a star.

The loneliest man in Cleveland? Man, I was up at 2 in the morning buying a Frostie from Wendy’s and chalupas from Taco Bell. Now that may sound like a weedhead thing to do, but I don’t get high because my weed man is disgusted to be seen around me.

I don’t think he deserves 5 years BUT this is armed robbery. It’s not like he ran into a Nike store and swiped the shoes off the rack. By bringing a friend WITH A GUN he showed some premeditation. And for what? A pair of oreo sneakers (whatever the hell that is. . . about to go and look them up).

Long way to go for a shitty analogy... IMO