If you REALLY know who Billy Russo is, then you DEFINITELY wouldn’t be surprised that Russo betrayed Castle.

Welp I never had a Disqus account, so so much for that :(

If we’re getting a Space Jam sequel with LeBron, Trump’s the villain.

Followed by a break of “It Ain’t Unusual” every 4 months.

The article literally says the adaptation takes place in “New Manhattan.” Pretty safe bet that this won’t be taking place in Japan.

And before you “But it doesn’t need to take place in Japan” me, the significance of Japan’s connection with the A-Bomb is a significant motif in the movie.

Unfortunately, Deadline’s description of the plot says it takes place in “New Manhattan” and that it’s about a biker who “saves his friend from a medical experiment,” so maybe it’ll be better if this keeps gathering dust on Warner Bros.’ shelf.

That’s because everyone knows who Spider-Man is! You don’t need to be recommended Spidey!

Also good to see that you survived the Kinjapocalypse.

I leave for less than a month and Dowd now somehow doesn’t understand snark/sarcasm?

Also hi everyone! Your favorite Z-List commenter has returned!

Well if my last comment is on a bad joke about a bird, so be it.

BTW, you guys missed out on James Gunn *allegedly* calling out Tom Cruise for saying he does his own stunts. I say allegedly because he didn't name the actor, just said that there was an actor who took credit for all of his stunts but didn't do all of them.

Man, you must be going crazy if you don't want to listen to a Kendrick Lamar song every time you put on your music.

The cat is greater than or equal to the bag? Sorry bud, but you just failed math class. Everyone knows that the square root of cat is equal to bag.

I know I'm beating a dead horse, but I always burst out in laughter when I remember that the AV Club's review gave Dredd a D+.

I think everyone keeps getting confused. They probably keep asking King for permission to remake Pet Cemetery. It's an easy mistake to make so he's probably confused.

So this is one of those cases where the "Great Job Internet!" is meant to be sarcastic. Got it.

But the Dark Tower isn't based off of the books from what I understand. It's a kinda-sorta sequel right? So you can't really compare It and Dark Tower.

Unpopular opinion: I am not a big fan of There Will Be Blood. Other than DDL's marvelous acting and the cinematography, I didn't really like the film that much. I can understand why people would like it though.

No no, it's you win or you fry.

If we're going to propose blaxploitation icons, even if not serious, may I recommend Black Dynamite himself Michael Jai White?

*Christian Bale: assaults a sound guy; "SWEAR TO ME"