Is that a really tiny pail or is Eli a giant?
Is there a joke here that’s going over my head?
Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.
I prefer a man who does deliver a win to a man who could deliver a win.
Med10crity
They have rankings of these things, based on statistics. He hasn’t been in the top 10 in QBR in the last two seasons, and he’s currently ranked 31 for 2019.
I don’t want to re-post my own comment but it’s so laughably easy to name 10 QBs anyone would rather have than Cousins I can’t believe you didn’t go with top-15 (which still could be wrong) just to avoid the embarrassment.
Oh yes, Randy Cunningham. That’s what we all called him.
You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.
Thanks Mrs. Cousins.
Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.
The Pats are 23 point favors over the Jets and the Boys are ~only~ 21.5 favorites over the fins. One of my bets this week is who will have the higher differential.
Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.
Synergy!
It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions. Simple miscommunication, really.
I see your Tonic and raise you Sponge
Anyone excited to be driving into Wisconsin has to be a serial killer, or Joe Buck.
Kobe: Man, this is incredible. I can’t believe I’m having dinner with Heath Ledger!
Jared Leto: Yeah....
Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.