I 99.999999999% agree with everything in here, but watching the actual video, the Masshole reporter grilling him about it could have taken himself a little less seriously as well.

Please, this is Tom Brady and Roger Goodell and you know damn well as I do that would never have been the end of the story.

There had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road!

This take ... this is not my kinda take...

Good one. 

Running a QB sneak on 4th & 1 is “chaotic” now? I know he had a slightly bum ankle on literally the opposite leg that was injured, but come on... there’s no story there dude. It was a reasonable call. 

Just using this article to inform you that you have a malicious ad somewhere forwarding users to scammy websites. Happened to me at least 6 times today and a couple times yesterday.

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

Could we get a flowchart, please?

Second of two “The Ravens kinda sucked but let’s pretend they kinda didn’t!” posts from Deadspin today.

So other than losing and having an overall shitty game, he did ok.

Ah, the deep South. Where tradition is king!

...but he won’t lose one either.

I told my friend the day Minnesota signed Cousins that I felt sorry for Mike Zimmer. That guy waited for an irrational number of years to finally get a Head Coaching gig. And his GM had just handcuffed him to a QB who can’t win when people are watching, and will get him fired.

Is this a comment, or just Cliff Notes for the article?

This just seems dumb. With Jalen putting himself on the block just a few hours earlier, that should have brought down Fitz’s value a little if they’d have been a little more patient.

Jon Bois still does the occasional Chart Party video on YouTube. I think they tried to rebrand it as “Dorktown” at some point, but I don’t know that it took.

You let one minor gem slip past you...

I find your belief system fascinating...

This, here. This is why I come here.