Nah. 

Gizmodo’s doing junk pop-science now. Cool.

I figured you knew, but I wanted to sound all smart and shit...

“The beer choices were Bud products and Goose Island 312..”

LJ, IF THIS IS YOU BLINK TWICE!!!

Pouring 1 out to all my boyz who died from making their bed like a goddamn adult. 

Washington’s hashtag is HyperText Transfer ... Racists?

“At this rate, Brown may never step foot onto a football field...”

The NFL 100 logo is bad, right? It seems very bad.

Probably includes airfare.

Don’t forget 2012 when we literally never had a lead during regulation until week 9 or 10.

...party.

Yes, that text from my mom was real, and yes I did wake up at 1:39PM Mountain Time.

2010

evidently, not a geography fan.

That’s not how valuation works.

[Was trying to find an image for the “Eggs don’t ripen!!” scene from The Critic and put “Dogs don’t wear hats...DOGS DON’T WEAR HATTTTTS!!!” but I couldn’t find one, so just pretend that I did and it got many stars thank you]

Username checks out.