I’m not usually a total grandpa about players showing a little cockiness, but Baker just comes off to me like he read a book from the 80s called “How To Be Confident” and then just tries to clumsily shoe-horn that attitude into every interaction, and trips over his own dick.

I feel like having your phone out with the camera in any way activated inside of a locker room is borderline illegal.

@ “Thumbs Up” guy:

Let’s take a few steps back here and address the root of the problem that’s really going on here: The Cardinals’ QB is fucking actually named “Kyler”.

The Clintons edited Chad’s email. 

Has there been a more uninteresting or inconsequential NFL Hall of Fame career over the last 20 years than Jason Taylor? Even his name is coma-inducing.

“...Wylie, who was fired by the Browns back in January...“

Not only did he tell me and my friends to fuck off when we were teenagers (we went to the same gym as he did, he was a fat fuck back then) He also told my husband to fuck off when he was ten years old. What kind of asshole says that to a ten year old kid that wanted an autograph?

hay-o!

I kept reading that waiting for the funny part, and then just died a little inside.

That Peterman hype vid was the literally saddest thing I think I’ve seen in...

...and the annoying dinosaur enthusiast kid from Jurassic Park (Joseph Mazzello)

Me too, Jon... me too.

There are few things I take more delight in than when it’s painfully obvious that a Wikipedia page was created and regularly edited by the subject themselves.

This ad legit confused me for a second...

awesome.

It’s Pizza Hut. No one’s going to steal it.

As soon as I saw that name w/ a .gif attached, I immediately scrolled faster yelling, “NOPE!”

Sure does look swell, Clark.