Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

100,000 times this.

“Former USFL team owner Donald Trump went to a baseball game...”

Uh-oh: https://www.thedailybeast.com/go-media-tells-deadspin-staff-in-leaked-memo-stick-to-sports?source=articles&via=rss

This is the laser focus I expect around here.

Indeed! The commentary here is top notch. 

I come for all you glorious commenters!

This, so much this.

This

This is some well timed sports sticking! Go Ray!

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

Yeah, gotta keep him from attempting the safest play imaginable and assuming he’d suffer a freak accident that has happened twice in the modern era. Totally reasonable position!

He had a bad leg from injuries that occurred during passing plays. The majority of quarterback injuries occur while dropping back to pass. Should the Chiefs not pass to avoid further injury?

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

This happened to Cadillac Williams twice. First time was way more serious. I’m sorry I know this. I’m sorry I’m a Bucs fan. Sorry about everything.  

I volunteer my knee as tribute!