Jesus who's next, Bill Buckner?

We’ll never forget you, Bart!

My Bart Starr story: when I was 5, I wrote him a letter. This was one or two seasons into the Phil Bengston era, when the Packers fell off a cliff from the Lombardi days. I told him he was my favorite QB and I was sure he would be back on top in no time (I was wrong).

Perhaps his greatest accomplishment was living twice as long as the average Alabamian.

One of the most legendary QBs ever. Maybe if he showed his dick at some point or posted something stupid on Twitter he’d have been worthy of an actual headline. Great job Deadspin.

The true GOAT.

Hell of an obituary right there.

I think you mean “the Sharks are pretty, pretty cartilaged”!

Twenty years from now, his relatives will be talking about what a “quiet, sensitive person” he was as they’re digging bodies up from under his house. 

Whether you are for or against him, pigeon-tossing kid is well dressed! Business casual is a good look for today’s budding sociopathic toddler.

Those pigeons were talkin shit.

So much pearl-clutching in the comments. Pigeons are tough birds. Those in the video are flying away without any trouble. And I bet every single person posting something like that isn’t batting an eye chowing down on various meat and dairy products.

Counterpoint: you’re not cool

Man, the amount of takes and overly concerned comments here and on that Twitter commentary is hilarious.

If this kid is smart, he’ll kill two birds with one bird.

This kid’s got a bright athletic future as long as he keeps practicing

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

Alert us when he graduates to wounded ducks.

This is what the fuck I’m here for.

I wanna see this kid with Arnold near a flock of pigeons.