yeah man, that 10 year old was asking to be gaslit by the President of the United States when you think about it.

It’s a shame John Cazale won’t be around to play him in, say, Weekend at Donalds.

Is the lesson win a fucking shit ton of Super Bowls? Not really sure what a lesson would be outside of that.

Does someone need help eating tape?!

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

“Timeout. You’re saying I can use overeating as an excuse?”

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

That’s what Donovan McNabb used to think.

Steve Keim Has Built Something Beautifully Dumb In The Desert

The NFL is the biggest offender. Everything becomes part of the narrative. And the media arm of the sport will shoehorn literally anything in.  I’m waiting for a tearful redemption segment when a white QB is caught on tape beating his wife.  He’ll blame alcohol/pills, talk about having found Jesus, and will return to…

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

“For more highlights go to Giants.com”

*Goes to Giants.com*

Website: Shit. You weren’t supposed to actually come here. Ummmm.....uhhh...Tiki Barber, he was good, huh?

He looks like a mashup of all 4 members of The Monkees

The last time I saw such a convincing video of an NFL QB making a forward pass, it was released by Uber.

If Giants fans are known for anything, it’s for being extremely old. Which is why Gettleman is the perfect GM for us, he gets up there and says these new fangled stats aren’t as important as watching your future QB in an exhibition game even the scouts don’t watch and trades our best player for “cultural” reasons,…

“Someday...”

A wonderful entry into the rich Giants tradition of throwing passes to players in different jerseys. 

A jockey that has only “marginal control” over his ride is going to be an unemployed jockey. It isn’t those other sports, it’s horse racing. Aside from the obvious accident and injury risks, allowing “blocking” would quickly lead to easily fixed races which would undermine the entire thing. 

Do you write headlines for Deadspin? That’s pretty spot on.

Must drive a BMW. Should have signaled.