Those texts are real. If you don’t believe me I am going to sue you for ten billion dollars. But we can settle out of court right now for 20 bucks.

How about not having one of these things in your house? If Aldous Huxley and George Orwell made a baby, it would be a Google or Amazon smart speaker.

And Rosebud is a sled.

Worth noting, you’re not allowed to be punished/arrested for something which you’re “strongly linked to later do someday”

Feature, not a bug.

but don’t feel it warrants investigation?

To add to your excellent points:

This. Critical part of the quoted article:

Who would have thought Chiefs Nation is sovereign territory not subject to normal laws?

Jesus...it gets worse...

Read more?

Sorry, but this seems off-base. It sounds like it was thoroughly investigated. But when it is a couple that basically won’t cooperate, you can’t exactly just charge them with something.

Why don’t the police just plant some evidence?

At 10 seconds, I was wondering when Lillard would make his move. At 5 seconds, I was screaming at him to make a move toward the basket! When the shot left his hands with two seconds left, I thought, “what a terrible, stupid shot.” Then it went in. I rewound the DVR to watch the last two minutes at least five times.…

Gruden better hope none of the guys he fires has future success, otherwise he’s going to end up quite red in the face.

Great point! Imagine if the NFL had let the Bills get sold to that dumb guy a few years ago.

I’m at the point where I actively support Dumb Guys in sports just because it means they aren’t Dumb Guys doing something much more important.

Davis is what Gruden would look like if you put Gruden in a microwave for 3 minutes and 23 seconds

Davis looks like he is related to himself on a few of those branches. 

lol the alternative is lose a franchise qb, which is also hard to win a super bowl without.