GUYS I FOUND MARKY MARK!

You cannot pretend to be an underdog when it is objectively true that you are in fact a very very fancy dog.

...or some other commodity because it has “tangible” value or some shit.

...interesting...

This has Jerry Glanville written all over it. Take that at face value.

I’m sure posting this three times was a simple accident but I’m gonna star all three of ‘em.

“As a Bear’s fan...”

Y’all are 1-1 in Super Bowls during the Bush & Obama administrations. KC is 1-1 all-time and haven’t been back since the Beatles were still together. Get over yourself.

....almost everyone. 

RIGHT???? Deadspin, get your shit together.

Because of three inconsequential snowballs? Settle down, Beavis.

This is also a fitting reminder of how Sam Wyche was the goddamned best...

The exclamation mark after “Up!” in the title is legit bothering me.

See, there are not merit badges in Webelos. Merit badges are only in Boy Scouts and Webelos is Cub Scouts. This is how I know this comment is fake.

So, last night, I was struck with an idea. It’s completely insane-

Randy Cross used to always read the names of the players of the opposite team w/ the same jersey numbers. After 15 years of this, CBS apparently decided he should probably go.

Seattle Chiefs! ;)

I’m afraid you may be a couple mins too late. :/

I am challenged to find a more overrated QB currently in the league over Kirk Cousins.