...and here we are.

Didn’t the Cardinals try to pluck Haley away a few years ago? And he turned them down because he was happy with his gig in Pittsburgh? Am I remembering this correctly?

I’m fine with coaching retreads as long as it’s their second Head Coaching gig. The second gig seems to be where several respected Head Coaches get their title(s):

I’m sorry your favorite team only has five Lombardis and not seven. Praying you can find the strength you need to get over it some day.

I don’t think you should give dogs soft drinks.

A year and change into his first term in office...

Who will represent the AFC in the Super Bowl? Tom Brady or Ben Roethlisberger?? SO EXCITING!!!

I lowell’d.

Edgy.

Hey! That’s my fucking hometown you’re talking abo- ... yeah, you’re right.

The Kansas City Chiefs happened.

+1 Good boy

“Alex Guerrero” sounds like one of those names Norm MacDonald pulls out of his ass when he’s telling an off-the-cuff joke.

So, you were drunk when you shattered his pelvis?

THIS TEAM DOESN’T FIT IN WITH THE MONOCULTURE!

Al Davis, 2006: “Firing Art Shell is the single biggest mistake I ever made.”

Completely different people, attitudes and circumstances this time around. SODO will never get the street vacation and people need to let it go.

“YO PWAHPS! THA PATS PLAYIN LIKE A BUNCH FAHKIN JAAAHKWOOFS OVAH HEEYAH!”

A surprising fact that I think a lot of people in the comments are missing is that Star Wars is actually a fictional story played by movie actors. In fact the guy who played Han Solo - a man named Harrison Ford - is the same guy who played another fictional character named Indiana Jones! Seriously ...look it up!