OMG, you think this is real.

Whatever.

Thank you. Anyone who disagrees, feel free to click “Show Pending”.

THANK YOU!

Sooo...go watch a fun movie like a grown-ass adult. Got it. Thanks.

Hope you get over it someday.

I loved how Luke’s Force Projection used Just For Men.

Not to mention Benicio Del Toro’s character was basically Lando. Over/under on him showing back up in Episode IX as the “See, you guys? He’s that that crooked!” archetype?

Fucking christ, can you write a sentence using fewer that 45 words?

Anyone else getting ads for lipstick in their Facebook feed after reading this article?

I mean, I don’t know if I’ll ever have another excuse to post this.

I kinda wondered about this too. I am sincerly surprised that the second Major North American League to hit 32 teams is going to be the NHL. The NFL made sense. This one does not. All the best to them though; I hope it works out.

Careful with that take, Eugene.

1. War

1. Revolver

The two people most responsible for turning my favorite sport into TMZ. Can they both please go away?

Mark Cuban?

According to Wikipedia, at least, “Dallasite” is correct.

Does anyone else w/ iOS 11 notice that auto-correct just starts randomly capitalizing certain works for absolutely no reason?

Gronk is listed as Questionable for week 5 after suffering what team doctors are calling, “his head literally exploded idfk lol.”