All I want is for a company to make a bag that just Swedish fish, Gobstoppers and Twix.

If Nabisco would have made the back side like a pokeball and figured out a way to put a design on the frosting this could have gone down as the greatest confection ever.  Twist and reveal.  Wishful thinking.

I won one of these at the Vegas HB at a wedding reception. It came down to me and my brother in law at the end and I finally got him to break focus with some trash talk. I don’t remember my time but we started with a field of 12 so I did okay. I still breakout the mug they gave me for the win to remind him every now…

I pointed out the one part because it was one part I thought he had a point on. I’m not trying to argue just provide additional perspective in hopes of forming an understanding.

I watched a transient run full on at a Bentley once. The Bentley was stopped waiting to make a right out of a gas station and the dude walking down the street started running and smacked into the side of the Bentley. The Bentley rightfully took off and the transient tried to claim hit and run but everyone that saw it…

While a bit long winded they may not be wrong on the healthfulness between fake and real chicken nuggets.

I combo hot mustard and sweet and sour myself. I also happen to love McNuggets though.

Bacon strips may be more doable than you are thinking. Turkey bacon has remained on the shelves for decades and we all know there’s no part of a turkey like that. I’m sure Impossible/Beyond is churning out prototypes left and right to lock down bacon.

My dog doesn’t react well to frozen stuff in general. He tends to yak shortly after any sort of ice cream or popsicle.

Hydrogen cars just use a fuel cell that makes electricity which turns an electric motor. No vroom vroom.

I seem to remember LC having really weird pink pepperoni in the 90s.

The LC Deep Deep Dish is one of the best deals in the fast food world. I get a whole pizza cheaper than a McDonalds meal and when I open the box you really do get that nice crispy cheese edge like in the ads.  

This is good news. Nice to know they throw one in for free. I hope people dont abuse it.

I hear they call those shakes?

Im not your buddy guy!

just grind up some charcoal and put it with water in a green and white cup. No one will be able to tell the difference.  Especially once you add pumpkin spice.

Whos still using chocolate chips anymore?

Im really good at being peppy and putting on a smile through bullshit so I dont mind customer service that much.  It doesnt pay well though so I’ll just stay where I am.

I was a cashier through college and while retail is shitty I would take that any day over food service. Just the types of cleaning chores alone is enough to avoid food service.

Now that they are hooked cut off supply until they export proper British Cadbury Creme Eggs.