Love it.

Made up words? Dude, all words are made up.

“Our idea. Back off.”

• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

The former White Soxis at best an average runner, but there wasn’t even a play at the plate as he scored an outright robbery of a run to put the Rays up 2-0.

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

The 2002-2006 (roughly) drafts were the absolute Peak Useless Giant. 2004 alone saw Pavel Podkolzin, Peter John Ramos, and Ha Seung Jin try their hand at NBA basketball.

Draymond Green should feel grateful that Boban has never been tempted to feed him a dose of his own medicine.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

Boban: Trying to hit a 3 from here, Jimmy?
Jimmy: That’s not possible, sir.
Boban: I beg to differ! Tobias Harris accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago!
Jimmy: [turning around] Well that’s good for Tobias Har— (turns around and sees Boban) My God!

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

I believe the correct plural of beef is beeves.

Very literally, the last thing that would come out of his mouth.

Nick Saban said the real championship is the memories that his team has formed along the way. 

The ultimate humiliation for any ball player is knowing that James Harden dropped a 3 on you without travelling.

Wow, you seem to know a lot about kicking. Have you thought about trying out for the NFL?

Oh yeah? Let’s see YOU kick in the NFL, smart Internet guy!

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

I was going to really high today, but am reconsidering my decision. Not jumping high has been working out pretty well for me so far, and I don’t know if I should mess with a good thing.