As if he hasn’t subjected us to enough, he has to try and make us listen to Nickelback? What a sadistic fucking asshole. 

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

This gets me every fucking time.

New rule: If you are unable to pronounce the word “nuclear,” you are unfit to be president. Unless, of course, you’re running for president of The Guys Who Can’t Say Nuclear Club.

Ah, the good old “Well, 10 or 15 years ago, he definitely wasn’t running a child sex ring. This is something new, totally.”

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

You’d have been better off nipping this one in the bud. 

Trump: “I hope they get it, because it’s a fantastic financial statement,”

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

So now he's taking a stab at social media?

“It should be a lot of fun and I got a little getting even to do”

That was genuinely terrifying. What’s all this getting even talk??

If there were a Project Veritas of the left, they would send people to approach Trump campaign apparatchiks with offers of plausible proof of wrongdoing by their opponents and have them meet with increasingly highly ranked members of the campaign. Imagine a video of someone posing as an Albanian sheep farmer with a…

What is “Forever, as long as we get our conservative judges appointed” Alex. 

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

Dear France I hope you have the best summer ever. I wonder who will be taller next year. Remember when Kyle had chocolate milk come out of his nose.  “Your Favorite President” - DONALD TRUMP