We’re a special group of folks, ain’t we?
AllGloryToTheHypnotoad
adamshinder
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
If it’s a hit, does that mean we get Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo at the 2028 Olympics in LA?
It’s nice to know this man must have done every worthwhile thing a human being could possibly do in their life before getting to this. Tell me, kind sir, what is it like on the top of Mount Everest or the Moon?
The Eagles also had a 5-yard defensive holding penalty during the drive.
Hiring Sean McVay disciples has gotten so popular that it’s spread to basketball.
If he’s ever run into Sean McVay at a Starbucks, he’s hired.
Normally, I hate the idea of giving God credit for a win, because it makes God seem like kind of an asshole if he wanted those other guys to lose. But, I can totally see God looking at Alabama and saying, “Yeah, fuck those guys.”
True, true.
Hey, the article only says its a bad idea to jump “THIS” high. Higher or lower can both be acceptable. Just not this exact height.
When will the Basketball Powers That Be listen to me and make everyone play on stilts. Then nobody has to try this risky jumping crap, ever again.
If we’re going to put our cars on a bumpy, impractical conveyor belt that forces you to attach weird side-friction training wheels like it’s a roller coaster from 1924 just so you don’t fall off the tracks and skid to your death in the tunnel of doom, Elon Musk should have the damn courtesy to install a car wash in…
Why, seriously, is Gronkowski in the game there. Did Belichick REALLY think that Ryan Goddamn Tannehill was gonna chuck a 70-yard Hail Mary?
Get well, Drew. May we all make jokes about peppermint bark and artisanal chicken coops in your honor.
I’m sure President Orange Diaper Baby will take this well. He seems like a fungi.
Not that he’s ever been in a supermarket, but Trump strikes me as the exact type of guy who would pay for groceries with a check and hold up the rest of the line behind him for 20 minutes while he tries to find his driver’s license.
When I was a junior in high school, I did a week-long program in D.C. One of the things each group got to do was visit an embassy, and my group got Lithuania. All we wanted to know about were these uniforms, and the kind diplomats actually obliged.
YoYoMa?
F.P. Santangelo