Ughhhhh, I’m sorry in advance for “well, actually”ing you...But it’s Fremen, not Freman. This is Dune we’re talking about! I’m sorry, it’s just...I know. I’m sorry.

You bastard. You didn’t have to bring that into the discussion.

Well, we know Chewbacca has a wife, a son and a cantankerous pervert of a father.

Woodward could be part of the problem but I don’t think it’s this complicated.

It’s hard work to stay in top of evolving social issues. I understand the phenomenon of letting your views crystallize as you get older and stop putting in the effort to be curious and informed. Luckily there is a simple and effective method for not attracting scorn due to outdated views: shut the fuck up.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Yikes. Dude should probably stick to Facebook instead of using his written orders as a platform to confess to his past crimes .... I mean .... uh .... his “youthful indiscretions.”

Damn......just damn

BWA HA HA HA!

I mean, I *guess* it’s the same wall, but that’s a stretch.

Berwyn??? ;)

That...is not what a expected a guy named “DeWayne” to look like.

4. Post results to youtube

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

Already taken by the Reds AA team, the Pensacola Blue Wahoos:

ah, man, I love Wahoo fish!

Nice!

ESPN thinks you should be grateful they deign to still have an NHL section on their website.

It was Tuttle’s skates, not Krupp’s. Krupp is like 6'6" and 250 lbs. That would have straight up killed him.