Alex would prefer more RGB and beveled 45 degree edges to make it look more EXTREME!  

Actually, it looks loads better than most gaming laptops. Those things are generally pretty gaudy, while this one is quite restrained.

Yeah, no one was defending his jokes - we were defending 2018 James Gunn, when it was 2008-2012 James Gunn that got fired.

If Bautista can weasel out of his contract, the others might join him.

Well, good for you, I suppose.

How dare you insult the Great-Gazoo by comparing him to this....Goblin?

Can you imagine sitting at the thanksgiving table with this despicable Great-Gazoo looking motherfucker?

they still do that?

Good. Can you imagine sitting at the thanksgiving table with this despicable Great-Gazoo looking motherfucker?

Not to mention the Air Force already does this stuff.

The whole space force thing is really weird to me. I honestly am not against the idea that I think this was borne of - we may be lagging in out ability to protect out assets in space. It’s positioned like we are going to have a space army. When in actuality, I would imagine a useful “space force” would consists of a…

That’s a fair point. On the other hand, I heard of a taxi driver in NYC who shot up a bordello to rescue a teenage Jodie Foster. 

For the most part, they do

I have to laugh when anyone points out the former “regulated taxi services” as a noble industry that wasn’t completely corrupt and bordering in useless in most cities. I remember calling cabs in LA and they just simply not show up, or would be an hour past the time they said they’d get there. When you did get a ride,…

I did vomit in an Uber and was not charged for it. I did tip like 150 bucks though, so I suppose it evens out. Not really. I’m awful.

Can’t wait for Quidditch through the Ages: We Swear Dumbledore Is Actually Gay, but We Won’t Confirm It in Actual Media Because We’re Afraid It Will Hurt Our Profits

Actually, that’s accurate. :\

Everything about the real Melania is fake, so I guess you get your wish.  Kind of.

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.