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If we go into it pretending it’s Thundercats the Musical does it make it funnier or scarier?

The plot was (and still is) nonsense—it’s about a tribe of cats called the Jellicles who come together once a year for a ball in a junkyard to decide which one of them will be sent to the Heaviside Layer, a kind of feline hereafter, to be reborn.

My girlfriend is a wonderful woman. She’s smart, kind, hard working, and gives generously to her community. But she is also one of the approximately 5 people on this planet who are actually excited for this film, and for the life of me I cannot understand why or how someone so seemingly rational could feel that way.

I’ll see your Todrick Hall, and raise you a Titus Andromedon:

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... Judi Dench? Idris Elba? No no no - what this needed was a little bit of Fred Armisen and Todrick Hall in the mix ...

No. I want him to be alive to suffer the consequences of his actions. I want him to live to be over a hundred so he can serve every second of his prison sentence.

Ah, the ol’ Jefferson way of going out. Truly takes after our founders! 

Can he shit himself to death already? Please?

It was in a period in which revealing clothing was considered an element of feminism, which is also why Star Trek skirts were so short. It’s like how magical girl transformation sequences are both very flowery and very risque.

I remember seeing reruns as a kid, but I’m also too young. I think that it was inspirational to women in addition to being super male gazey. Women wanted to be the characters in the show. They were stylish, independent, bad ass ladies... as well as also fulfilling the sexy requirement.

Black Panthers tried that. Didn’t really work out so well for them.

Lets be real: When a house is built, and you move into this brand new house, there are no tools there. You have to bring your own tools. So literally any tool is not permitted. I’m trying to understand how daft someone has to be to make up a rule like this 

Well, they only tell you where you can and can’t put your dick and what you can and can’t put into your body, but other than that, and anything else they can come up with because it’s in the Bible, they are totally not controlling anyone.

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

First, it was the HOAs, and I didn’t care because I didn’t live in an HOA....

Lol, the only reason I'm going to watch this shitfest is because of Jim Carrey.  They should just have named the movie Dr. Robotnik and scrapped Sonic.

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So edgy and yet so wrong.

Actually Sega hated the way they designed Sonic for the movie. There are tons of articles about it.