COTD right HERE!

I had a psychology teacher in high school say “if you can think of something sexually, someone has already done it. Billions of times.”

Assuming Frozenvania has any sort of agriculture, the fallout from Frozen is pretty damn devastating to its economy, too.

The corollary to rule 34 states: “If a character has any family members whatsoever, someone has drawn them doing it.”

Olaf is gay?

Well, yes.

Bars/restaurants do have the right of refusal. It would clearly be discriminatory if they said “I’m not serving you because you are a baby faced baby.” But when it comes to alcohol, there’s a lot of room to refuse service, whether you perceive someone as already have drunk enough, if their ID doesn’t seem legit or is…

I am so glad that I live in a state where Walmart doesn’t sell guns.

A bar can tell you to get the fuck out too.

I guaran-fucking-tee you that dipshit moron inbred redneck Trumper ammosexuals had no idea Walmart stopped selling AR-15s in 2015, or we’d have seen a 75% stock price drop.

I’m willing to wade into Yahoo comment sections but Briebart and the Federalist are too much for me.

You think Trump might remember something that didn’t happen to him personally?

And I have no problem with that at all as long as the gun nuts stay behind those barricades and leave the rest of the country to us.

He strikes me as a gold plated AK-47 type.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

Get ready for some 4am twitter clarifications on his stated positions and why the media is trying to distort everything.

I wouldn’t say these are necessarily marketed at kids by any means. That is a super sleek design and something that I at 30 years old think looks nice. Doesn’t mean I have any interest in using one, just that it’s nicely designed. If they started making them super colorful and fuzzy and whatnot I’d be more concerned,…

OH MY GAWD so many levels of good right here.

Note that, in some cases, the manufacturer or distributor can assess a product and draft a Certificate of Conformity without ever involving a Notified Body. With the widespread public use of mobile phones, I'm sure that's not the case here.