It sounds weird, but there’s something so life affirming about Jackass. Ok, that sounds lame, but fuck it

35 year old “hardcore” gamer lurking on the net: Hey, what’s this Labo thing? You mean it’s made for kids and not me? No way, it’s definitely a poorly-made product targeted at me. How do I get mad at this thing for not appealing to my tastes? Oh right, write an angry comment!

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

I sound preachy keen up there. I am wagging fingers. I do it at myself most, if that helps.

I say this all the time—Clinton is what used to pass as a moderate republican, and the GOP has gone far-right. And then yesterday, I heard some Trump surrogate on the radio claim the exact opposite—said that Clinton was practically a socialist, and the GOP congress is a bunch of liberal pussies. I felt like I was…

This commercial was so bad it made me cry like an anime fan on prom night.

I sort of read that statement to mean that it’s somewhat racist to assume that black academy members will automatically vote for black actors, and that any solution to the dearth of black nominees that consists of simply adding more black academy members would thus be relying on that same sorta-kinda racist assumption…

but travel’s great as long as you’re going first class. I mean, traveling to New Zealand in economy, it sucks. Especially if you’re over six feet. But first class? I’m not going to ever pretend to be coy about that. I love it.”

I gave up trying to figure out what kids on the internet thought was funny a while ago. Apparently I’m an old man at the ripe age of 25 -_-

Isn’t it also felony?

Came here to say much the same. Twitter and every blog out there is going crazy with #FreeKesha and trying to frame their argument under the guise of the Judge making a bad decision or favoring Corporations over People, etc, etc.

See, the “ever again” at the end of the first sentence of that excerpt is what got me. I hate extra words.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

The teeth of the comb are like the branches of government over his hair. There are too many of them and they hold too much power when it comes to shaping his coif.

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I think as far as Len and his investigator were concerned, Brendan was an inconveniently sized couch that wouldn’t fit through the doorway. Do you ask the couch what it thinks? Nah, you twist it and turn it and consider it a problem and a challenge until you get it in the house.

Congratulations — and I sympathize. Our little boy is just about a year old, and the nine months getting to him consisted of fear, terror, tears, nausea (So. Much. Nausea) and more tears. Followed by an unplanned c-section at the end.

Kevin?

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.