i chose those five because they are critical outlets that commonly review marvel series i didn’t cherry pick i literally just googled

bite me ;)

alright, because i’m annoyed and this is the third comment i apologize i’m not picking on you but like:

Because the films operate on a sliding timescale, like Marvel comics. The world collapses in “the present”, regardless of whether that ends up being the 60s, 70s, 80s, etc.

Yeah. I could believe that.

i really like star wars and i really like women - these movies have been win-win for me.

It sounds weird, but there’s something so life affirming about Jackass. Ok, that sounds lame, but fuck it

35 year old “hardcore” gamer lurking on the net: Hey, what’s this Labo thing? You mean it’s made for kids and not me? No way, it’s definitely a poorly-made product targeted at me. How do I get mad at this thing for not appealing to my tastes? Oh right, write an angry comment!

The “hole plot” for short.

Ha! I would have to concede that point, then.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

At the time, no. The more I read about it though, the more I think I missed out on the joke. I’ll have to re-watch soon.

You know what I want for Christmas?

“What you can’t tell from the trailer is if Transformers: The Last Knight will continue the trend of the series mostly being all spectacle and no spark.”

I sound preachy keen up there. I am wagging fingers. I do it at myself most, if that helps.

I say this all the time—Clinton is what used to pass as a moderate republican, and the GOP has gone far-right. And then yesterday, I heard some Trump surrogate on the radio claim the exact opposite—said that Clinton was practically a socialist, and the GOP congress is a bunch of liberal pussies. I felt like I was…

I’m in disbelief at reading this article and alternating between awe and sadness for Noah Schnapp.

Nah, in the real world something of this level isn’t a minefield. It’s just a kid’s costume for halloween and they’re going to have fun with it. That’s all it is. If a child shows up at your door for candy dressed up like this, what is your reaction going to be? I’m very curious about this.

It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

Is it bad that every time I read this, it is in Hamills voice?