“... their roll in this case ...”

Hope none of those animators are looking for jobs as professional comment section trolls, either. It’s “role,” buddy. 

During Thor: Ragnarok’s obligatory shirtless scene, I turned to my wife to jokingly complain that no mortal man could compete with that shit. She got pissed because I “made [her] miss the best fucking part.”

Allow me to be the first to post, “Switch, please.”

THE CHAIN works really well.

Maybe he or she means “plot hole” literally. As in, part of the plot revolves around a hole.

Looks like a couple of Trumps about to make sweet, sweet love.

That’s what I did. My library had the DVD set of season 2 pretty much right off the bat. Even if your local library doesn’t, a lot of libraries can borrow materials from other libraries. Just ask.

By “something,” I assume you mean, “glorious.” Because that’s what Gremlins 2 is.

Ugh. I’d forgotten the Universal Monster movies are now a “shared universe.”

I mean, they kind of always have been (“Wolfman meets Dracula vs. Frankenstein Against Abbot and Costello”), but I imagine this will be a bunch of obnoxious hints at future movies. I hope I’m wrong.

Well, this is still about as unnecessary as sequels can get, but I have a lot of faith in this director to deliver the goods. So ... yay?

Looks decent, but I wish the monster design were a little more original.

Also, aren’t most filmmakers technically visionaries? You have to have at least a little vision to complete even the worst of movies.

Those are totally not the original movie ninja turtles. They look like the turtle’s inbred cousins, named after a variety of popular, albeit terrible American artists.

My personal favorite is Kinkade. His weapon is a busted Maglite.

It is in its southern black stereotypes, but Uncle Remus is clearly the hero of that movie. All the white people are assholes.

He sounds like the Rock Biter.

The CGI in these movies looks especially CGIy.

I think the remake of “Maniac” staring Elijah Wood is entirely first person. It’s not the same kind of thing, though. The fact that this is an action movie shot in the first person is what makes it groundbreaking.

The warthog one is a stretch. The animal looks nothing like Pumbaa.

Should have been John Goodman.

Universal has really hung their hat on the 3D motion ride train. In my opinion, the Spider-Man ride (the first of these they created) is still the best. They need a new gimmick.

Why not both? Let’s make America space again!