“... their roll in this case ...”

Hope none of those animators are looking for jobs as professional comment section trolls, either. It’s “role,” buddy. 

During Thor: Ragnarok’s obligatory shirtless scene, I turned to my wife to jokingly complain that no mortal man could compete with that shit. She got pissed because I “made [her] miss the best fucking part.”

Allow me to be the first to post, “Switch, please.”

Looks like a couple of Trumps about to make sweet, sweet love.

Why not both? Let’s make America space again!

Glad she didn’t drink that bleach. That wouldn’t have been sexy at all.

Definitely better.

Shit moves fast these days.

Same. I have no idea what the fuck the author is trying to get across.

Nice review. I love your incorporation of autobiographical details. Often, I find that kind of thing sort of tiring in a review, but your personal stories actually pertain to the themes of the game, so it works.

The perfect reply. We can all go home now.

I picked one at Walmart. Love it. Smash Bros. and Splatoon are the perfect types of games to have pre-installed. Just hop right in and play a few rounds.

I picked one at Walmart. Love it. Smash Bros. and Splatoon are the perfect types of games to have pre-installed.…

It’s still a good deal. You don’t have to rush out and buy the new system right away. It’s not like the Wii U will suddenly stop playing as soon as the NX hits stores.

It’s still a good deal. You don’t have to rush out and buy the new system right away. It’s not like the Wii U will…

Gotta snag that Splatoon/Smash Bros. Wii U. Been holding out.

Still counts.

I, too, am a newspaper reporter (further proof we’re still around) and have said something similar for years: “Well, the story’s no good if somebody isn’t mad about it.”

Obviously, that’s not always the case, but it often is.

I think I love you.

Good point. Absolutely not.

Or pose in natural ways. If I’m going to let it all hang out for you, I’m not going to suck in my gut and contort my torso so that it sort of looks like I have abs.

I support what you’re saying. It’s none of my business what this lady does with her body. More power to her. But it’s strange that people are eager to accept this photo shoot as some kind of profound statement about body image just because she says it is. With the exception of the subject not wearing makeup, I fail to…