Gotta get the trot tracker out for him right there. Has to be one of the slowest trips around the bases this year.

Douse. The word is douse. That other word involves liquids, but not like this.

You’re right, they should have flip down license plate gas caps instead

Perhaps he needs to go to the Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff good too.

You serious? The whole movie is about how dumb models are...

Mets vs Blue Jays World Series!

Call Ted Lasso

Is that even such a thing?

Strap in.

I wish this anecdote were a little more baller.

i don’t get all these skee lo comments the guy went 0 for 4 he didn’t have a hit single

I, too, have heard a song.

This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching the Yankees in years. Every home run ARod hits has got to kill Bud Selig a little. And I’m good with that as well.

Might have had accessories, and they might have been rounding.

Welcome to the world of accounting.

Actual conversations I’ve had:

“Since the engine was out...”

To strike out swinging.

I can’t think of a joke to convey how fucking terrible that AZ announcing crew is.

“ And its Africa....i hear it gets hot there, id wear shorts too”