Did Russia built itself on enslaving Africans? Did China? Listen, there are plenty of people who deserve plenty of blame, but pointing the finger at every white person is as racist as the people you’re addressing.

I drank a mimosa in the shower the other day and it was the best thing that happened to me all week.

I’ve never taken measure of this and I can’t say if it’s the drinking specifically, but I give my guys a long-ass lunchbreak. I’m assuming they drink (I certainly do) - or nap, browse Facebook, jerk off, whatever. I don’t care; I’m talking Spanish siesta-style, nothing is scheduled between 12:30 and 3:30.

Proper drinking time: My family is Polish and our motto is ‘It’s always noon somewhere!’

Elevator: follow the Brits on this one. You do not talk in an elevator period. You look forward and up. If you’re having a conversation with a friend getting on an elevator, you stop mid-convo, look forward and up, and resume when you disembark.

But I still keep 5 p.m. as the standard: That’s the little magical barrier I put up to convince myself that I am NOT an alcoholic.

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

Bullshit.

If you don’t want people commenting on something, then don’t post it across a network of websites whose business model is premised on an active and often inflammatory comments section. Since when is Gawker Media or Kinja about what is wanted, needed, or pertinent? I don’t care about Albert Burneko’s family any more or…

Beautiful and heartfelt it may be, but entirely self-absorbed, just as its subject fittingly enough.

… “And then he did something real shitty. So maybe its best for him to move on, because a line was crossed and that line can’t be uncrossed.”

which one was drawn?

Do you want some more drawings instead?

And you reached out to the co-writer expecting what kind of comment exactly?

Canals connect the lakes and the St. Laurence Seaway (which was created by enlarging the St. Laurence river to make it navigable by large ships all the way to the lakes). The maximum size (Seawaymax) is smaller than the Panama or Suez canals, but still allows some big stuff. Here’s a Baltimore class heavy cruiser…

Gotta love the announcer:

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

Gin an tonics are for malaria. God damn the fall of the British Empire. Kids can’t tell their scurvy from their malaria anymore.