There was a good chance that you could run the bases faster than Bengie.

Even fridge space gets co-opted. You will never buy a cold 30-pack at the store again, or else you will get The Look.

I own two shirts...

The Japanese approach to bathing is the way forward. Wash first, then soak in clean water in a deep tub (about 1.5 feet deep). Mixing soap with bath water is amateur hour.

Format 90%

WELL THEY SHOULD BECAUSE IT HAS GREAT TASTE

Extra 30 seconds if electrocuted. Call it the lightning round.

Not surprised. I follow him on Instagram and dude dresses like he’s a ring leader at Barnum & Bailey 90% of the time.

This article could be the first in a series, in which Haisley writes about things he doesn’t know about, while insisting his lack of understanding is everyone else’s fault:
“Einstein Invents New Theory to Prop Up University Physics Departments”
“Woman Invents Female Orgasm to Boost Sales of Cosmo Magazine”
“Al Gore…

would you wear a t-shirt with your own nickname on it ?

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

Yeah, if you make a CSI, it has to at least make sense.

Kick him, don’t get kick him; either way he falls, clutching as if you blasted two shells of buckshot in his guts.

Go and ask people on the Channel Islands or the Isle of Man if they are part of England and see what response you get. I know a few from both and they describe themselves as Manx/Manx-British etc. and certainly not English.

No it isn’t part of the UK...The Bailiwick of Guernsey including Alderney and Sark is a crown possession.

For people who are thinking about hitting up Lowes or Home Depot and getting one of those

The “Reebok Coverup” in ‘92 also produced one of the great Jordan quotes: “When you hire 12 Clint Eastwoods to come in here and do a job, don’t ask them what bullets they’re putting in the gun.”

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

I bet a nice big flat spoon would do the job equally as well and let those worried about breaking the glass have a bit more piece of mind.