She has a gun to my head, don’t make me elaborate through the tears.

Poe’s law or not it’s glorious.

I BURNT HIS TAKE SO HARD I COULDN’T READ THE NAME ON IT PROPERLY

“I read your thing about Justin Bieber. You basically said the f-word a million times.”

No, that’s the bad news, regression to the mean is inevitable.

Only people who don’t have HARD WORK, DEDICATION in their locker need this shit.

Here’s a quick reminder of one incident http://deadspin.com/5848921/pitche…

Fenway Sports Group own the Red Sox and Liverpool. Sorry for not being clear with my observation, with this crap being a replay of their position in the Sterling business I assumed everyone was up to speed.

FSG SOP

Liverpool must be the only club that airs out all their dirty laundry for the world to see.

What the shit are my preserves made of?!

You don’t need to be the part of the equation that is.

The review went the same way, I thought it wasn’t very flattering then B- appeared.

You underestimate yourself guy +1

I know two blogger friends who recently played a game where they were punching each other for funsies,

Still better than the old days of using the magic sponge and water on the aforementioned butt

Your wife thinks you should have a theme song by Bruno Mars? That’s serious shade. My song for the flaky times is this;

Eh, it’s a good song I'll allow it.

I’ve come here and it’s 14 comments deep and no one has posted this yet?! You’re looking like a monkey fucking a football out there.