15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Crack journalist Kevin Draper

Ive been hungover twice in one day before. Stay in your lane.

You must clean up in Facebook comment sections.

That depends on what you think the purpose is. If you play for action, sure. If you play for exploration, story, and the joy of discovery, then not so much.

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

This has to be satire

The Phillies would be over-joyed to have a gay pro prospect, as that would mean they actually have a pro prospect.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

More than you get paid to cry about it on the intertubes.

Uh WalterPeck, yes. Sugar is absolutely a preservative.

More like the San Diego Over-chargers!

No fancy or intelligent quip. I just have no fucking clue what that thing is. It looks like Starfox just landed on a turd, but near some good parking.

Spoiled brat? I don’t let my work tell me what to wear or do outside of work. If you do, you’re a cowed bitch.

We all know that Count Sosa’s reflection doesn’t show up in the mirror....

I think you might have wrong Chicago team and TV booth.

I say that when more movies start passing that low requirement then we can refine it and raise the bar.

That bar is too low.

If you are American you have a weird level of national pride about everything.

lol what was that from?