Hahaha, suck it mortals! Serves you right for going with two pedals.

he realized that a man of his size didn’t need to go all-out on every play of every game.

I got it wrong, he hit 32 and that’s double what he has ever hit before or after moving to lefty friendly Yankees stadium. Do I think Brady was juicing? Bet on the field and say yes, do I think it is without precedent even in the modern era, I’ll say no.

It doesn’t look that egregious other than he hit a ton of homers. Ellsbury almost hit 30 a couple of years ago and I can’t imagine he was juicing, going on his reaction to outfield walls he’d probably wet himself if you pointed a needle at him.

BRING ME MY CLUTCHING PEARLS AND FAINTING COUCH!!!

Whilst wearing his tutu.

All I could find :(

What if all I learned is boobs?

Just caught a replay of another play at Wrigley, the walls without the Ivy make it look like they’re playing in Jurassic park or something.

Buried the lede: Large Cuban man makes great play is the real story here.

Totally unrelated, not speculating or anything, but having a gaggle of people dying to sleep with you at any given time probably doesn’t lend itself to developing sturdy and generous sexual habits, you know?

How do you know it's gay bar club music???

Who knew ARod would get a better reaction after the suspension than before.

Two kids with the exact same name from the same family playing on the same team? Someone is trolling me but I’m not sure who.

I bet there are plenty of Rougned Odors with Fielder on the roster