This is one of the more advanced head-touches that I’ve ever seen Andrus pull off.

Yea, I can imagine she’s a looker.

peg him

No one told him he’d be needing the visored facemask.

Opening day regulars excludes pitchers (assuming one of the 28 is a pitcher) and sounds weird if they are a league veteran but an opening day rookie.

Am I the only fuckwit who thought starter meant starting pitchers?

I’d hazard a guess that an overzealous boss would be prioritising productivity over pornography.

I'd have said Snath was better than all three.

Do you not know much about FIFA?

The opening scene of Scanners a Cronenberg joint from... errr I forgot, here's the IMDb

Is it dick joke, dickjoke or dick-joke?

I think A-Rod has taken it upon himself to deny Sterling at least one war reference.

This really would benefit from some pictures.

Oh well, that's broken, just have to play it on the ROM I ripped from my cart with my usb connected original controller whilst quaffing a G&T because it's already the weekend in my glorious world.

Came here to make the burner crack, you dudes are always one step ahead.

This guy was the first to do the moonwalk (as we now know it?)

This may have been the first time I realised that I find mime artists creepy.

He would say that! - poop truther

I immediately thought of this: