Another day, another Jezebel headline that reminds me of Betteridge's Law.

I assume we are all similarly outraged that the Oklahoma City bombing memorial is #2 on Trip Adviser's list of top-rated OKC attractions.

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…

If Disney World did this, they'd lose most of their yearly revenue.

I figured they were going for realism - that there are fewer lesbian/bi/gay people to date than there are heterosexual? Maybe they should add in a gay bar to help meet more options.

Allow me to introduce you to this woman.

The vast majority of men I have known who have complained about the "Friendzone" really could have used two key pieces of advice:

I can deal with the bladder. It's kicking my diaphragm that is driving me slowly to madness.

I went into this pregnancy convinced that "pregnancy brain" was a myth and didn't exist.

Ironically, you can buy almost that exact outfit in Afghanistan for about half the price. It'll be made better, too.

North West's costume is surprisingly tasteful. I am just going to assume the nanny picked it out.

Serious question: who is paying for all these mandatory quarantines? If in a hospital, who is covering the hospital bills? Who is providing these people at home with food and other supplies? How are they ensuring that the people who live with them are not exposed? Are those people under mandatory quarantine as…

Oh, please let it not be Catherine Hardwick. That's the last thing this movie needs. Wonder Woman: from the director of Twilight.

Previous press made it sound like Sondheim was not happy about some of the changes to the musical. He came out with a statement shortly afterwards saying he was fine with the changes and thought the movie would be great. So I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek here.

I would have also accepted Donna Murphy as the witch (she was the only good part of this production). But I suppose the producers wanted the name recognition and box office draw that Streep might provide.

I resent that you doubt the existence of my mother.

I feel like the camera man has a gun pointed to Stephen Sondheim's cat or something off camera and is like, "You will stop bad-mouthing this movie, Stephen. Reassure the theater nerds, Stephen. Reassure them now."

Major side-eye to this lady. I live in an area that has a lot of apartment complexes, so kids from those areas tend to come to my (and other) housing developments to trick-or-treat, because the apartment complexes around here tend to be not very safe or fun to trick-or-treat in. And guess what? I am totally okay…

It's okay, Diet Coke - I still love you.